Joey Adams Quotes (6 quotations)
1. A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams
2. A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams
3. If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. - Joey Adams
4. If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams
5. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. - Joey Adams
6. Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does. - Joey Adams
2. A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams
3. If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. - Joey Adams
4. If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams
5. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. - Joey Adams
6. Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does. - Joey Adams
