Woody Allen Quotes (121 quotations)

Index Page # 5 of 5 (Quotes : 101 - 121 )

101. The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right. - Woody Allen

102. The whole country was tied together by radio. We all experienced the same heroes and comedians and singers. They were giants. - Woody Allen

103. The wicked at heart probably know something. - Woody Allen

104. There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering. - Woody Allen

105. There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen

106. There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

107. Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym. - Woody Allen

108. Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. - Woody Allen

109. Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

110. To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. - Woody Allen

111. Tradition is the illusion of permanance. - Woody Allen

112. We were married by a reformed rabbi in Long Island. A very reformed rabbi. A Nazi. - Woody Allen

113. What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

114. What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? - Woody Allen

115. When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. - Woody Allen

116. When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

117. Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen. - Woody Allen

118. Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence, so why bother shaving? - Woody Allen

119. Whosover loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird. - Woody Allen

120. Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered? - Woody Allen

121. You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. - Woody Allen

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