1. Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse. - Arthur Baer

2. His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

3. It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope. - Arthur Baer

                                

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