George Burns Quotes (30 quotations)
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1. Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns
2. Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age. - George Burns
3. At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns
4. Being an actor is easy, just picture someone in a room and you outside waiting for your cue to go in. Elliot Gould's been trying that for forty years. - George Burns
5. Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns
6. First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns
7. Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns
8. Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman-or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns
9. How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days. - George Burns
10. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns
11. I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns
12. I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old. When I was 65 I had cupid's eczema. I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns
13. I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. - George Burns
14. I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns
15. I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. - George Burns
16. If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. - George Burns
17. I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left. - George Burns
18. I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere. - George Burns
19. Is it true that you smoke eight to ten cigars a day? That's true. Is it true that you drink five martinis a day? That's true. Is it true that you still surround yourself with beautiful young women? That's true. What does your doctor say about all of this? My doctor is dead. - George Burns
20. It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns
21. Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.Robert Burton - George Burns
22. People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns
23. Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. - George Burns
24. The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns
25. The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible. - George Burns
2. Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age. - George Burns
3. At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns
4. Being an actor is easy, just picture someone in a room and you outside waiting for your cue to go in. Elliot Gould's been trying that for forty years. - George Burns
5. Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns
6. First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns
7. Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns
8. Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman-or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns
9. How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days. - George Burns
10. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns
11. I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns
12. I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old. When I was 65 I had cupid's eczema. I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns
13. I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. - George Burns
14. I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns
15. I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. - George Burns
16. If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. - George Burns
17. I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left. - George Burns
18. I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere. - George Burns
19. Is it true that you smoke eight to ten cigars a day? That's true. Is it true that you drink five martinis a day? That's true. Is it true that you still surround yourself with beautiful young women? That's true. What does your doctor say about all of this? My doctor is dead. - George Burns
20. It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns
21. Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life.Robert Burton - George Burns
22. People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns
23. Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. - George Burns
24. The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns
25. The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible. - George Burns
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