W C Fields Quotes (51 quotations)

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1. A plumber's idea of cleopatra [Mae West]. - W C Fields

2. A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - W C Fields

3. A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for. - W C Fields

4. A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - W C Fields

5. Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket. - W C Fields

6. Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - W C Fields

7. Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill. - W C Fields

8. California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under a rose bush in full bloom and freeze to death. - W C Fields

9. Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - W C Fields

10. Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - W C Fields

11. Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against. - W C Fields

12. Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - W C Fields

13. I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake - which I also keep handy. - W C Fields

14. I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - W C Fields

15. I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - W C Fields

16. I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - W C Fields

17. I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. - W C Fields

18. I drink therefore I am. - W C Fields

19. I hear the tusks are looser in Alabama. - W C Fields

20. I like children - fried. - W C Fields

21. I like children. If they're properly cooked. - W C Fields

22. I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - W C Fields

23. I never met a kid I liked. - W C Fields

24. I never vote for anyone; I always vote against. - W C Fields

25. I went to Philadelphia one time... it was closed. - W C Fields

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