W C Fields Quotes (51 quotations)
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26. I'd take a Bromo, but I can't stand the noise. - W C Fields
27. If at first you don't succeed, try, try, and try again. Then give up. There's no use being a damned fool about it. - W C Fields
28. If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon. - W C Fields
29. If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull. - W C Fields
30. I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. - W C Fields
31. It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to. - W C Fields
32. It's easy to quit drinking. I 've done it a thousand times. - W C Fields
33. It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - W C Fields
34. I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - W C Fields
35. Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed. - W C Fields
36. My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - W C Fields
37. My illness is dut to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - W C Fields
38. Never give a sucker an even break. - W C Fields
39. Now is the season for sailing; for already the chattering swallow is come and the pleasant west wind; the meadows bloom and the sea, tossed up with waves and rough blasts, has sunk to silence. Weigh thine anchors and unloose thy hawsers, O Mariner, and sail with all thy canvas set. - W C Fields
40. On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia. - W C Fields
41. Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - W C Fields
42. Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - W C Fields
43. Roomservice, Roomservice, don't send up any more ice. - W C Fields
44. Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch. - W C Fields
45. Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. - W C Fields
46. Start every day with a smile and get it over with. - W C Fields
47. Stop following me, are you following me? That'll get you twelve years at Leavenworth, or eleven years at twelveworth, or five and ten at Woolworth's. - W C Fields
48. The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - W C Fields
49. There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - W C Fields
50. Twas a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it. - W C Fields
51. Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one. - W C Fields
27. If at first you don't succeed, try, try, and try again. Then give up. There's no use being a damned fool about it. - W C Fields
28. If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon. - W C Fields
29. If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull. - W C Fields
30. I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. - W C Fields
31. It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to. - W C Fields
32. It's easy to quit drinking. I 've done it a thousand times. - W C Fields
33. It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - W C Fields
34. I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - W C Fields
35. Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed. - W C Fields
36. My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - W C Fields
37. My illness is dut to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - W C Fields
38. Never give a sucker an even break. - W C Fields
39. Now is the season for sailing; for already the chattering swallow is come and the pleasant west wind; the meadows bloom and the sea, tossed up with waves and rough blasts, has sunk to silence. Weigh thine anchors and unloose thy hawsers, O Mariner, and sail with all thy canvas set. - W C Fields
40. On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia. - W C Fields
41. Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - W C Fields
42. Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - W C Fields
43. Roomservice, Roomservice, don't send up any more ice. - W C Fields
44. Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch. - W C Fields
45. Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. - W C Fields
46. Start every day with a smile and get it over with. - W C Fields
47. Stop following me, are you following me? That'll get you twelve years at Leavenworth, or eleven years at twelveworth, or five and ten at Woolworth's. - W C Fields
48. The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - W C Fields
49. There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - W C Fields
50. Twas a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it. - W C Fields
51. Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one. - W C Fields
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