Zsa Zsa Gabor Quotes (17 quotations)

1. A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

2. A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

3. Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

4. He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

5. How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own? - Zsa Zsa Gabor

6. Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

7. I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

8. I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

9. I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started? - Zsa Zsa Gabor

10. I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

11. I know nothing about sex because I was always married. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

12. I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? - Zsa Zsa Gabor

13. I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

14. Macho doesn't prove mucho. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

15. The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

16. We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

17. When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

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