Doug Larson Quotes (33 quotations)

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1. A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. - Doug Larson

2. A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

3. A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! - Doug Larson

4. A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

5. Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. - Doug Larson

6. Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours. - Doug Larson

7. Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own. - Doug Larson

8. For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

9. grandchildren fighting over your lap. - Doug Larson

10. Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. - Doug Larson

11. If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. - Doug Larson

12. If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

13. If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur. - Doug Larson

14. Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

15. Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

16. More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. - Doug Larson

17. Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days. - Doug Larson

18. Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe. - Doug Larson

19. Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. - Doug Larson

20. Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

21. The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

22. The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

23. The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others. - Doug Larson

24. The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there's only one other choice. - Doug Larson

25. The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there's only one other choice. - Doug Larson

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