Bill Maher Quotes (13 quotations)
1. Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. - Bill Maher
2. George Bush says , 'Gore's book needs a lot of explaining.' Of course, Bush says that about every book. - Bill Maher
3. I have a high state of resentment for the conformity in this country. If you're not married and having children, it's like your life is empty or you're a communist meanie. - Bill Maher
4. It's all been satirized for your protection. - Bill Maher
5. Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious. - Bill Maher
6. Men are only as loyal as their options. - Bill Maher
7. Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit." - Bill Maher
8. The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs. - Bill Maher
9. The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people, and don't come in clearly enough. - Bill Maher
10. The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?' - Bill Maher
11. Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade? - Bill Maher
12. We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities. - Bill Maher
13. Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them. - Bill Maher
2. George Bush says , 'Gore's book needs a lot of explaining.' Of course, Bush says that about every book. - Bill Maher
3. I have a high state of resentment for the conformity in this country. If you're not married and having children, it's like your life is empty or you're a communist meanie. - Bill Maher
4. It's all been satirized for your protection. - Bill Maher
5. Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious. - Bill Maher
6. Men are only as loyal as their options. - Bill Maher
7. Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit." - Bill Maher
8. The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs. - Bill Maher
9. The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people, and don't come in clearly enough. - Bill Maher
10. The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?' - Bill Maher
11. Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade? - Bill Maher
12. We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities. - Bill Maher
13. Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them. - Bill Maher
