Steve Martin Quotes (15 quotations)
1. A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. - Steve Martin
2. An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be. - Steve Martin
3. Boy, those French: They have a different word for everything! - Steve Martin
4. Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. - Steve Martin
5. Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. - Steve Martin
6. First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin
7. I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an Arctic region covered with ice. - Steve Martin
8. I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. - Steve Martin
9. I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin
10. I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Steve Martin
11. Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy. - Steve Martin
12. Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin
13. There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that. - Steve Martin
14. When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well... - Steve Martin
15. You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies. - Steve Martin
2. An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be. - Steve Martin
3. Boy, those French: They have a different word for everything! - Steve Martin
4. Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. - Steve Martin
5. Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. - Steve Martin
6. First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin
7. I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an Arctic region covered with ice. - Steve Martin
8. I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. - Steve Martin
9. I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin
10. I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Steve Martin
11. Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy. - Steve Martin
12. Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin
13. There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that. - Steve Martin
14. When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well... - Steve Martin
15. You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies. - Steve Martin
