Bette Midler Quotes (21 quotations)
1. After thirty, a body has a mind of its own. - Bette Midler
2. Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, "I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?" - Bette Midler
3. Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes. - Bette Midler
4. I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes. - Bette Midler
5. I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler
6. I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time. - Bette Midler
7. I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me. - Bette Midler
8. I never know how much of what I say is true. - Bette Midler
9. I say 'girl' because I love to annoy people. I love the word 'girl'. 'Gal' is pretty great, too. I don't just want to be called a woman. It sounds like someone with a mustache. - Bette Midler
10. I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite. - Bette Midler
11. I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity. - Bette Midler
12. I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something. - Bette Midler
13. If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to? - Bette Midler
14. I'm working my way toward divinity. - Bette Midler
15. My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors. - Bette Midler
16. Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer. - Bette Midler
17. Self-esteem is something you have to earn! The only way to achieve self-esteem is to work hard. People have an obligation to live up to their potential. - Bette Midler
18. The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you. - Bette Midler
19. The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you. - Bette Midler
20. When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London. - Bette Midler
21. Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week. - Bette Midler
2. Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, "I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?" - Bette Midler
3. Cherish forever what makes you unique, 'cuz you're really a yawn if it goes. - Bette Midler
4. I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes. - Bette Midler
5. I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler
6. I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time. - Bette Midler
7. I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me. - Bette Midler
8. I never know how much of what I say is true. - Bette Midler
9. I say 'girl' because I love to annoy people. I love the word 'girl'. 'Gal' is pretty great, too. I don't just want to be called a woman. It sounds like someone with a mustache. - Bette Midler
10. I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite. - Bette Midler
11. I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity. - Bette Midler
12. I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something. - Bette Midler
13. If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to? - Bette Midler
14. I'm working my way toward divinity. - Bette Midler
15. My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors. - Bette Midler
16. Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer. - Bette Midler
17. Self-esteem is something you have to earn! The only way to achieve self-esteem is to work hard. People have an obligation to live up to their potential. - Bette Midler
18. The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you. - Bette Midler
19. The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you. - Bette Midler
20. When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London. - Bette Midler
21. Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week. - Bette Midler
