John Mortimer Quotes (9 quotations)
1. All the flower children were as alike as a congress of accountants and about as interesting. - John Mortimer
2. Beauty is handed out as undemocratically as inherited peerages, and beautiful people have done nothing to deserve their astonishing reward. - John Mortimer
3. I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. - John Mortimer
4. I suppose that writers should, in a way, feel flattered by the censorship laws. They show a primitive fear and dread at the fearful magic of print. - John Mortimer
5. I think in twenty years I'll be looked at like Bob Hope. Doing those president jokes and golf shit. It scares me. - John Mortimer
6. No brilliance is required in law, just common sense and relatively clean fingernails. - John Mortimer
7. There is always time for failure. - John Mortimer
8. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. - John Mortimer
9. To escape jury duty in England, wear a bowler hat and carry a copy of the Daily telegraph. - John Mortimer
2. Beauty is handed out as undemocratically as inherited peerages, and beautiful people have done nothing to deserve their astonishing reward. - John Mortimer
3. I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. - John Mortimer
4. I suppose that writers should, in a way, feel flattered by the censorship laws. They show a primitive fear and dread at the fearful magic of print. - John Mortimer
5. I think in twenty years I'll be looked at like Bob Hope. Doing those president jokes and golf shit. It scares me. - John Mortimer
6. No brilliance is required in law, just common sense and relatively clean fingernails. - John Mortimer
7. There is always time for failure. - John Mortimer
8. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. - John Mortimer
9. To escape jury duty in England, wear a bowler hat and carry a copy of the Daily telegraph. - John Mortimer
