1. A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

2. Any political party that includes the word 'democratic' in its name, isn't. - Patrick Murray

3. I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray

4. The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk. - Patrick Murray

5. The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity. - Patrick Murray

                                

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