1. Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions to be cremated. - Cynthia Nelms

2. If it weren't for women, men would still be wearing last week's socks. - Cynthia Nelms

3. If men liked shopping, they'd call it research. - Cynthia Nelms

4. Life! Can't live with it, can't live without it. - Cynthia Nelms

5. Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy. - Cynthia Nelms

                                

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