Robert Orben Quotes (17 quotations)

1. A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success. - Robert Orben

2. Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? - Robert Orben

3. Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

4. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success. - Robert Orben

5. Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

6. Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

7. I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

8. Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. - Robert Orben

9. Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price. - Robert Orben

10. Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. - Robert Orben

11. Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch. - Robert Orben

12. Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected. - Robert Orben

13. Quit worrying about your health; it will go away. - Robert Orben

14. Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral. - Robert Orben

15. There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben

16. To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

17. Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down. - Robert Orben

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