S J Perelman Quotes (6 quotations)
1. A farm is an irregular patch of nettles bounded by short-term notes, containing a fool and his wife who didn't know enough to stay in the city. - S J Perelman
2. Fate was dealing from the bottom of the deck. - S J Perelman
3. I tried to resist his overtures, but he plied me with symphonies, quartettes, chamber music, and cantatas. - S J Perelman
4. Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. - S J Perelman
5. Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S J Perelman
6. Their the waiters' eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate my wallet - p‰tŽ, Whitstable oysters, a sole, filet mignon, and a favorite salad of the Nizam of Hyderabad made of shredded five-pound notes. - S J Perelman
2. Fate was dealing from the bottom of the deck. - S J Perelman
3. I tried to resist his overtures, but he plied me with symphonies, quartettes, chamber music, and cantatas. - S J Perelman
4. Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. - S J Perelman
5. Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S J Perelman
6. Their the waiters' eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate my wallet - p‰tŽ, Whitstable oysters, a sole, filet mignon, and a favorite salad of the Nizam of Hyderabad made of shredded five-pound notes. - S J Perelman
