1. Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special. - Chris Rock

2. Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to. - Chris Rock

3. Men are only as unfaithful as their options. - Chris Rock

4. You don't pay taxes - they take taxes. - Chris Rock

                                

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