Joel Rosenberg Quotes (7 quotations)

1. I find that we all get more legendary as time goes by. "Legend" means, basically, "bullshit." - Joel Rosenberg

2. I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four. - Joel Rosenberg

3. Miscellaneous is always the largest category. - Joel Rosenberg

4. We who are about to die, are going to take one hell of a lot of the bastards with us. - Joel Rosenberg

5. Whatever you want too much you can't have, so when you really want something, try to want it a little less. - Joel Rosenberg

6. When the Black Camel comes for me, I'm not going to go kicking and screaming - I am, however, going to try to talk my way out of it. "No, no, you want the other Walter Slovotsky." - Joel Rosenberg

7. Yea, though I walk through the valley of death I will fear no evil, for I am the meanest son of a bitch in the valley. - Joel Rosenberg

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