Mark Russell Quotes (5 quotations)

1. Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business. - Mark Russell

2. I squirm when I see athletes praying before a game. Don't they realize that if God took sports seriously he never would have created George Steinbrenner. - Mark Russell

3. If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel. - Mark Russell

4. The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness! - Mark Russell

5. The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

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