1. Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen. - Mort Sahl

2. My life needs editing. - Mort Sahl

3. We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were. - Mort Sahl

                                

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