Rod Schmidt Quotes (5 quotations)
1. I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. - Rod Schmidt
2. I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Rod Schmidt
3. I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. - Rod Schmidt
4. Is "tired old cliche" one? - Rod Schmidt
5. There aren't enough days in the weekend. - Rod Schmidt
2. I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Rod Schmidt
3. I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. - Rod Schmidt
4. Is "tired old cliche" one? - Rod Schmidt
5. There aren't enough days in the weekend. - Rod Schmidt
