Henry Youngman Quotes (3 quotations)

1. Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means. - Henry Youngman

2. I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet. - Henry Youngman

3. If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving. - Henry Youngman

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